#birthday quotes

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. – Joan Rivers
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. Mary Schmich
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! – La ...
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
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Can you snuff all these candles or should I call the fire department?
May you have more birthdays than 90% of the people in Game of Thrones!
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball
Gorgeous, friendly, sweet, intelligent, kind, charming, hilarious, witty…well enough about me… H ...
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.
I was gonna give you something awesome for the birthday, but than the mailman made me get out of ...

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